When choosing a perfume, a lot of thought goes into the scent as well as the price, bottle and brand. However, if you’re looking for something that really stands out, take a look at the weirdest perfumes for sale:
Dragon Blood by Mystique Apothecary
Feeling dark and dangerous? This perfume which “conjures dragons” and lists dragons blood in the materials used.
Dirty Hipster by Grizzly
Old Cat Lady by Grizzly
Smell like grandma, powder, mothballs, the whole nine yards!
I Can’t Even by Humphreys Handmade
We have the same perfume? I can’t even! We’re like twins!
Money by Patrick McCarthy
A winning concept from Shark Tank, let the smell of money motivate you with this perfume. “To be successful, one must surround themselves with success. One spray and you will be covered in money. Define your success, by smelling like it.”
Sunshine and Pancakes by 4106 Tuesdays
A citrus mix of breakfast and sunshine sounds like a perfume concept from a dream.
Dust by Demeter Fragrance Library
The timeless smell of… dust?
Clean Window by Demeter Fragrance Library
If you’re out of your dust perfume, it must be time to clean up your act with the smell of Windex?
Lobster by Demeter Fragrance Library
With any of these perfume choices, we bet you’ll be invited to a lobster dinner. And if not, you can always pretend…